"Your so white" jokes

Don't read this if you are easily offended...... or from West Virginia. gtfo West Virginians.

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA

What does a white women make for dinner?

Reservations.

What do you call a white man in court?
The lawyer.

Why did the white man cross the road?
Because he needed something that was on the other side of the road.

How do you stop five white guys from raping a white woman?
Throw them a golf ball.

What do you call a white cop?
Police brutality.

What do you call a white man in the ghetto?
A victim.

What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile?

A taxi.

What is white and fourteen inches long?

Absolutely nothing.

How long does it take for white women to take a shit?

9 months.

Unicorns!

So I decided Unicorns are the coolest fantasy animals evar. So here, have some pictures:

OK so I'm not into unicorns, at all. But weren't those nice pictures?

Pedo Bear

Now its time to put up a bunch of junkles about Pedo Bear. So, I'm gonna steal stuff from his website http://www.pedobear.org.

"Pedobear has the type of face you just want to trust, but underneath those saucer-like black eyes and cheerful smile, there is a much darker side. Though is appearance is that of a cute stuffed animal, his name tells you there is something deeper in there. Something more sinister, and that is indeed the truth."

"Pedobear's mixture of appeals is what makes him stand out from the hundreds of other memes. Some internet communities may know of some memes while others have their own, but Pedobear has found his way into nearly all of the facets of the internet. In some cases, some of which by clever individuals with Photoshop, he has even made his way into the real world."

"Though not for the easily offended or simply easily confused, Pedobear does have a solid place in internet culture as what a meme should be. Though he obviously does not come up with his material on his own, hundreds and even thousands of people have put thought into different ways to make the meme funny and resilient. Black humor, a charming face, and the appreciation of hundreds of thousands of people worldwide are what have ultimately led to his continuous popularity. With no relation to politics, race, or social issues Pedobear falls into a category that makes it difficult to actually "get old". This may actually be the biggest driving force behind his continued dominance in comparison to other, more current event-relevant internet fads and memes."

Did you read all of that? I bet you didn't. You probably scrolled down to see if I had any pictures. Sadly, Blogger doesn't take gifs. But there are still some good jpegs and whatnot. Well here you go: